Bondi-Trump Explainer

Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi has been all over the news, a bit surprising because the office she holds is approximately the 1,700th most high profile political office in the country. If politics were reality TV (how fucking crazy would that be?), Pam Bondi would be the guy who had to clean up Something’s poop after she took a dump on the floor of Flavor Flav’s mansion.

Bondi is currently in the news because it was reported that she received a $25k donation from one of Donald Trump’s charities less than a week after her office announced it was looking at going after Trump University for fraud. It remains unclear whether the investigation was legitimate or payback for the fact that Trump U was ranked higher by US News than any college in the state of Florida.

CNN –   Bondi, who endorsed Trump in March, received the donation in 2013 via a political action committee raising money for her re-election. The donation came from one of Trump’s charities six days after Bondi’s then-spokeswoman told a reporter their office was “currently reviewing the allegations” against Trump University in a class action lawsuit in New York, according to internal emails that were among more than 8,000 pages of documents originally requested by The Orlando Sentinel and also obtained by CNN.

Pretty shocking revelations by CNN here. One, it seems like a pretty blatant instance of the type of corruption Hillary has been hit on surrounding the Clinton Foundation. Two, even more shocking that it is coming from Trump…

The Intercept –  Donald Trump bragged Thursday night that he could buy politicians — even the ones sharing the stage with him at a Republican presidential debate. Trump was asked about something he said in a previous interview: “When you give, they do whatever the hell you want them to do.” “You’d better believe it,” Trump said. “If I ask them, if I need them, you know, most of the people on this stage I’ve given to, just so you understand, a lot of money.” (8/7/2015)

Oh OK well never mind then.

Not only did he give the donation and she dropped the investigation, he then held a fundraiser for her afterwards to raise money for her campaign. Any excuse for Donald to throw a bitchin’ party, the invitations were straight fire.

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Looks like the invitation to a Sweet 16 in antebellum South Carolina.

I’d love to know what gumshoe reporter dug up this one. Out there on the streets double and triple checking his sources. Dude, he literally told you that he does this. I can’t wait for his next story to come out that Snoop Dogg is tied to a number of marijuana dealers throughout the Long Beach area. Donald’s selling point since day one has been that he plays the game better than anyone and knows how to buy off politicians so I’m not sure how out of all the stuff he’s said or done this one is a story. He’s up in Trump Tower eating his KFC Famous bowl probably firing off a check to Judge Curiel right now, deal with it.

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